Hamliscious

Ingredients:
2 slices white bread (the good oval kind)
1/6 of a pound sliced ham
1/4 of a stick o' pepper jack cheese (like about as much as a deck of cards and a half)
1 leaf lettuce
2 slices bacon
1/2 a sliced avocado
thinly sliced apple (rreeeely thin)
some tomato or salsa (preferably mild)
mayonnaise
mustard

Assemblage Instructions
1 WASH YER DAMN HANDS
2 fry, drain bacon
3 toast bread
4 slice up the ham nice an good, toss in pan with crumbled cheese, cook until melty
5 layer sandwich as follows (from bottom up):
bread, mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato/salsa, melted ham/cheese, bacon, avocado, apple, mustard, mayo, bread
6 pray to Nathan Scott Philips, Sandwich God daily around lunchtime for more sammiching tips.

Im attempting a mind-blowing variation on this very recipe right now...
and Im also looking for a better name for the sammich than hamliscious. Maybe a name that's both ironic and a pun? Or something with a sexual connotation? Hit me up.

YOU'D BETTER NOT GO MAKIN MONEY OFF MY DAMN RECIPES