Rajesh the Reub

Ingredients
2 slices pump/rye swirl bread
1/6 lb corned beef
1/6 lb swiss cheese
1 cup sauerkraut
2 tblspn mayo
2 tblspn ketchup
1 fingernail mustard
1 tsp relish
1 tblspn sliced almonds
1 tspn sweetened ground coconut
.5 tspn curry powder
butter

Assemblage Instructions
1. WASH YER DAMN HANDS
2. mix ketchup, mayo, mustard, relish, curry in separate dish (this is now 600 million island dressing)
3. brown sliced almonds briefly in toaster oven
4. assemble sandwich as follows (from bottom up):
bread, 600 million island dressing, half swiss cheese, half corned beef, sauerkraut, coconut, almonds, half corned beef, half swiss cheese , 600 million island dressing, bread
5. microwave on high for 1:15 minutes or until cheese is a little melty
6. butter outside of sandwich, grill in pan on medium heat until bread is firm and browned
7. pray to Nathan Scott Philips, Sammich God daily around lunchtime for more sammich satisfaction

DON'T GO MAKIN' MONEY OFF MY RECIPES, NEITHER